I put too much work into this GIF for a paltry 50-ish notes.
(Source: tmills, via animalsdrawnpoorly)
I really need to delete some of these.
This is the most clever I’ve ever been on twitter. Should probably quit twitter again and go out on a high note.
Love the dog to pieces and dance around with it.
Can’t wait for the new calibre of sponsored content featured on the radar whenever yahoo eventually buys tumblr.
Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.
San Francisco: if you see this dog, please tell Tag.
Majical Cloudz
—Turns Turns Turns
Majical Cloudz - Turns Turns Turns
There was a bulldog today who thought my shoes were toys. She repeatedly tried to bite them and tear them apart. This is not fun or cute when you are wearing mesh running shoes. She ended up in a crate most of the time :(. (I don’t know how to correct “stop stalking and attacking my feet like some weirdo” behavior.)
A doberman who looks a lot like this Google image search for “chocolate doberman” kept trying to sit in my lap today. All 200 pounds of him. He also gave me a little love bite on my chin and ripped out a tuft of my beard in the process. It hurt.
Everyone was great today, with the exception of the foot-fetish bulldog (even she was okay in her own way: to be honest, if I’d had a smaller group, she wouldn’t have been an issue but I can’t run around managing dogs while a bulldog is also chomping down on my toes).
I have a headache from an old pariah dog who wouldn’t stop barking for the last two hours of the group. At one point, the doberman ran over to her and gave her some barks back. He’s young and kind of daft so I think he was just trying to say “let’s party.” But the pariah just wanted to go home. I got so frustrated with her barking that I yelled and she slipped on the floor, trying to get away from me. This immediately made me feel bad and I spent the next half hour brushing her and just generally finding a different approach in calming her down.
The pretty pitbull who never listens was really sweet with me today too. At one point, her and the doberman both tried to get on my lap and, because they’re both too proud they both just stayed there and smothered me. Like literally. I couldn’t breath. There was about 300 pounds of unbudging dog on my chest.
