January 2012
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natashavc replied to your photo: You all know about King Cheetahs, right? Not…
do u think this cheetah loves dubstep?
No. Pretty sure this cheetah just wants to sing along to Gilbert and Sullivan’s “I Am the Very Model of a Modern General.”
I’ve gotten a lot more requests than I imagined I would have when I made that post yesterday about drawing your pets. So!
A few notes:
1. I’m going in order of emails received, if you don’t see yours soon, you will in the next month or so (also, I’m not going to do one every day continuously because I get bored easily and also, I work 12-14 hour days on the weekends).
2....
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me: I don't think I've ever told you that the cheetah used to be my favorite animal
me: still kind of is
DeepOmega: "kind of"
DeepOmega: is there like
DeepOmega: a MORE favorite animal?
me: The okapi
DeepOmega: !
DeepOmega: correct answer
Jennifer Coolidge or Jane Lynch: the Sophie’s Choice of comedy.
I think Steven Weber’s performance in episode eight of Party Down is on my top 20 favorite things of all time list.
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Good luck eating your lunch in peace.
– Mumbles, crumb rooter.
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Mumbles Day. He wants to go root around the floor for crumbs like a little pig looking for truffles.
yf-avorites asked: Hey boy, Brazil need you!
This is an exercise I use whenever I want to start complaining about something arbitrary: I imagine a world in which there is a feature length movie version of Salinger’s Franny and Zooey starring, well, take your pick of actresses typically cast as the manic pixie dream girl, and actors typically cast as broody smokey jaded dude. When I stop imagining such a world, I awaken to a reality in...
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Here is something I would like to try.
If anyone would like me to draw their pet, email me a photo of said pet. I will draw or paint the pet and post it here for my “365 days of drawing” thing. And maybe, if you’re lucky, when I have some extra cash, I’ll even mail you the physical drawing and you can frame it in that solid gold frame you picked up and few years ago but just haven’t found the right thing...
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I just saw a bumper sticker that said “Fish naked” but at first, something about the light or the wear and tear to the sticker, I thought there was a comma and it said “Fish, naked” and I was like “well duh, fish don’t wear clothes. Come on.”
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Is this a safe place? Can I level with you? I don’t want to put away this chicken broth I’ve been cooking all night. It just seems like too much work right now.
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creeperstatus replied to your photo: This magazine is basically a stoner bro thought…
I don’t know who that dick bag is, but he bought my url when I accidentally let it lapse. creeperstatus.com
Looks like he gets around.
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I haven’t seen any of the movies nominated for best picture and every time I read something about the Descendants it takes me a few seconds to figure out they aren’t talking about the punk band that wrote one of my favorite songs about coffee when I was 14.
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Mumbles mumbling.
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We now return to Masterpiece Mumbles.
ideleteme:
No One Told Me There’d Be Sports Here is going to be the title of my avatar’s memoir about its personal struggles of life on the internet.
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41 million dollars isn’t enough to get Ira Glass to narrate this for you? Come on.
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How can you try and throw that proverbial stone and not expect to have your own...
– Sentences that have made my brain hurt today (and there have been A LOT!).
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National indie arts organization RAW:natural born artists is seeking local talented artists in film, fashion, music, art, performing art, hairstyling, makeup artistry, photography and accessories.
Oh art “collectives,” I know you mean well but stop it.