April 2010
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My addiction to Caesar salads is starting to spiral out of control.
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I liked it better when people said “let’s be frank” instead of “let’s be honest.” It’s harder to cop-out of saying shitty things with “you guys, I’m just being frank.”
She used to get this really serious look on her face - chin down; pupils near the eyelashes. It really creeped me out because it was always at, like, four in the morning, after sex and when I was trying to leave. I knew the look actually meant something along the lines of “I don’t want you to leave” but it was such a terrible face to make. I mean, for one it just looked like a...
I could analyze my soft-spot for girls named “Frances” but I’m pretty sure it would lead me to some answers that I don’t have any questions for.
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BARR - “A Call”
This little cat has...
Emily’s bike is positioned in such a manner that it is almost a perfect sundial. I wish I could point it out to her but she’s “wherever she goes all day” and she probably wouldn’t be as enthusiastic about it as I am which really isn’t THAT enthusiastic. Maybe I’m just bemused? Or neat, I THINK IT’S NEAT. Orwell was right about taking direct paths in...
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The problem with memes is that they make you think...
Socratic questioning.
When you’re printing out maps so you can find all the missiles in Super Metroid and you’re 23 and living with your dad and you’re looking for all the missiles to distract yourself from examining why you didn’t go to college right after highschool like all your friends did, if not for the educational value but to just “get away from it all”, is it cool to just...
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Final Fantasy XIII: A review (after playing the...
I feel like Kevin Spacey in American Beauty about this game. Like, my marriage to the Final Fantasy series (Annette Bening) has been on the wane for years and I just want to smoke pot and bang 18 year-olds (play Modern Warfare 2).
But I’ll go through with it anyway. Because I’m a good husbro. And because I owe it to my twelve year-old self who once said, after playing playing Final...
I’m really excited about this:
Over the...