September 2010
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I spend a lot of my time reading looking for...
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Listening to the new Les Savy Fav album, 3 songs in and if it were a record I would probably throw it against a wall somewhere.
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I’ve noticed something while smoking cigarettes on my little perch at this new apartment. The perch, by the way, is like this eighth of a balcony that I grow basil on and sit on chain smoking until 2 in the morning (on the window sill that also serves as its entrance). What I’ve noticed is that a lot of people on bikes wear miner’s lights when biking around at night. I...
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Cookies by Douglas Adams
I’ve always pictured him in a lighthouse.
– Tobias Funke on Gob Blooth’s housing situation.
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I was sitting on the perch just now, smoking a cigarette and playing my harmonica, when some girls crossed the street and told me they couldn’t dance to my harmonica and I didn’t apologize for it.
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I was randomly clicking my way through videos on You Tube tonight and watched that Andy Samberg “I’m on a boat” video for the first time. For the past year, I’ve been pretty confused when I see something about “being on a boat.” But I guess I’m not anymore? Kind of feel like the mystery has been ruined, though. Like, I’ve just been going around for...
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Emily got an iPad for herself today which I’m pretty sure means I’m off boyfriend duty until the novelty fades.
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Complaining about other people's grammar on the...
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Maybe 2 or 3 times a week, someone will start following me on here and then immediately stop following me upon learning that I’m not this guy.
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There'll always be that first true love. The one...
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michelleewtf:
(via crosssyourheart, anthonyyyy)
I kind of feel like maybe “true love” is like Santa Klaus for late teens/early 20 somethings and divorcees who audit art classes at public universities. I want to tell them that one day they’ll realize true love isn’t a real thing, the best anyone does is to make a conscious decision to love the same person...
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C is a bullshit key. It's too optimistic about...
For the people who are enrolled in the classes I... →
Get the fuck out of there! I really admire your interest in art history (or the fact that you just think it will be an easy 4000 level class) and how cool drawing sounds, but do you actually need to be taking these classes? No? Well guess what…..I do! I am sick of wasting my time and money on stupid classes that will not help me further my degree in any way. I’m glad you’re in business...
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A few years ago I was writing a lot of (bad) poetry and full of hubris AND I was up for a new passport. It was a rather awkward and, in hindsight, embarrassing time in my life. The memory a kind of monument to that particular brand of wordy bravado that seems to infect so many young men inclined to a certain kind of arrogant malaise, or indignation sans articulation. And so, because of all of that...
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Trying to learn the harmonica part of Rocky Raccoon on, well, the harmonica.
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And I want to play hide-and-seek and give you my clothes and tell you I like your shoes and sit on the steps while you take a bath and massage your neck and kiss your feet and hold your hand and go for a meal and not mind when you eat my food and meet you at Rudy’s and talk about the day and type your letters and carry your boxes and laugh at your paranoia and give you tapes you don’t...
In a dream I returned to the river of bees
Five orange trees by the bridge and
Beside two mills my house
Into whose courtyard a blind man followed
The goats and stood singing
Of what was older
Soon it will be fifteen years
He was old he will have fallen into his eyes
I took my eyes
A long way to the calendars
Room after room asking how shall I live
One of the ends is made of streets
One man...
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I was driving down this residential street the other day, window open, listening to something loud and I felt something soft hit the side of my head. I slowed down a little, looked down and saw a foam dart cradled between my back and my car seat. So I stopped, put the car in reverse while looking out the window for the would be assassin. I saw a kid a few houses back running away into his...
Development arrested.
Development being interrogated by the police.
Development standing trial in front of a jury of its peers.
Development convicted.
Development sentenced to 2 to 3 years in a minimum security prison.
Development to attend weekly mandatory group therapy sessions. Development learning a trade.
Development released early due to good behavior.
Development talking to its...
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My pokemon cards bring the boys to the yard and they’re like I wanna trade cards and I’m like I wanna trade cards I will trade you but not my charizard.
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There certainly are lots of drawings on the...
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YOU GUYS, OSCAR WILDE.
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to: mm@matthiasm.de
Subject: Beyonce particle animation
I watched your Beyonce particle animation on You Tube and I was wondering if you had made an animation for the whole song, instead of the 1 minute and 20 second version? If you do, can I watch it?
- Tully
to: tully.mills@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Beyonce particle animation
i am sorry i just created the animation for the beginning
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HONEY, shit writting in capitals doesn’t seem to help either.
– James Dean - on writing in capitals. Or maybe capitols. I don’t know.
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