February 2011
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Telekinesis - “Calling All Doctors”
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January 2011
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Emily started a Masterpiece Theatre tumblr called... →
Emily started a Masterpiece Theatre tumblr called Masterpiece Boners.
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Here is a mix that I spent a few nights working on... →
It’s a good mix to listen to while being single on Valentine’s Day (which I won’t be but I empathize with people who will be because even though I think Valentine’s Day is bullshit, like you probably do too, it still sucks to be alone on days specifically designated for romance). It’s also just a pretty good mix in general, I think. You have seven days to download it...
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The Dismemberment Plan - “This is the...
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Dragon Age: Origins
My only real problem with this game are the sex scenes. Real people don’t bang with what look like rags wrapped around their parts. If they had gone full nude however, the game would have been too Showtime After Dark. So why bother putting the sex scenes in at all? Here is a list of games with awkward, digital sex scenes that don’t work:
Dragon Age: Origins
Mass Effects 1&2
I know there...
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Lost Odyssey
I stopped biting my nails while playing this game. For 26 years I was an avid nail-biter (cuticles and all) and while playing this game I stopped. It wasn’t really the game, there was some other shit involved. My girlfriend at the time was studying abroad in Paris at the Sorbonne or whatever school is “big” over there and it was February and I didn’t have much to do so I figured not biting my...
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w0rship-me asked: why is your url tmlls you bitch, i was lookin for traviee
And now returning to your regular, pre-rolled cigarettes already in progress.
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Eleanor Roosevelt, December 7th, 1941.
THE...
Examples of epics:
The Iliad
Beowulf
Gilgamesh
that youtube video you like
that party last night
how high you got that one time
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James Blake - “Limit to Your Love”
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Oh, the old no "sex sex" routine. →
The tried and true self-justifying bullshit of hypocrites everywhere. When you can’t align your world view with the way you live, try semantics!
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Dear last level of Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood,
There is nothing enjoyable about the level of disconnect between the camera angles and the platforms I’m trying to make the character jump to. It’s the end of the game - a boss should be kicking my ass right now, not bad level design coupled with sensitive controls. I didn’t start playing this game because I really...
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Artifacts - “Yo L”
From like...
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Number of cigarettes I haven’t smoked in the past three hours because I didn’t want to bother rolling one: 4, maybe 5.
Baths - “Lovely Bloodflow”
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In an effort to cut down on rampant chain-smoking,...
File under work vs reward.
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Some lady just came into my work and asked me if I liked victory. When I asked “as a concept?” she gave me a flyer with a big V on it and a website address about government taking over and illegal immigration and the gold standard and then she went into this speil of [platitude], “police state”, [platitude], “we’re going to stand up against this tyranny,...
Bjork - “Wanderlust”
When are you people going to learn that cats don’t like people?
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How do you remind yourself not to loathe yourself when you also hate needing to be reminded?
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White Lies - “Come Down”
A new White...
There must be a German word for that. →
nsomn:
Those Germans! They have a word for everything! I started a new Tumblr to collect all of those things for which there must be a word in German. Submissions welcome. Submissions downright necessary, in fact, because I can’t think of them all myself.
This is absolutely, without question, a totally necessary endeavor.
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This is a short mix that I didn't email to the mix... →
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Pros and cons of having a mustache and a head cold.
Pros
You don’t get a rash above your lip from blowing your nose every five minutes.
Cons
You get snot in your mustache and it’s gross and if you don’t pay attention you’ll go talk to someone after blowing your nose and they won’t hear a word you say because they’re just going to be staring at your...
