March 2011
Just realized I have iMovie.
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February 2011
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Lead by example.
– Charlie Sheen, on parenting.
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I hope Warren Beatty hid all the nail files in the house before him and Annette went to the Oscars tonight.
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I NEED A STIFF DRINK.
Black Swan better dive head first into the metaphorical shallow end.
I think I’m doing my taxes wrong and my accountant is in Vail or something. *unmutes television*
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Tonight I will be live-blogging doing my taxes while the Oscars plays in the background, possibly on mute.
I hope Red Dead Redemption wins an Oscar tonight.
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So this is happening soon. →
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Scan The Moonglow
dragginganox:
Scan The Moonglow by dragginganox http://sweetdreamspress.com/
Dragging An Ox Through Water - “Scan the Moonglow”
This is a song you should listen to.
List of worthless Arts & Sciences Degrees
dance
communications
environmental studies
any “studies”
integrated physiology
creative writing
psychology
english (English)
russian
linguistics
art history
geography
studio art
theater
To make matters worse, the high-pitched whale... →
You guys! I finally found my spirit animal.
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I’ve been reading a lot of stuff lately where the writer writes about general assholish behavior, turns the behavior into a gender thing, and calls it a day. It’s driving me bezonkers.
Cleaning the car after a year of morning commutes and a four or five cups of coffee to-go a day kind of diet. I might be responsible for global warming. I’m sorry.
Update! Found some parking tickets.
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Tumblr friends,
I would like to hear about the part-time jobs you have worked and illustrate your stories. For instance, when I was 18, I worked for Green Peace for two days, asking people if they “had a moment for Green Peace” which, all of them in fact, did not. It doesn’t matter when you worked it (could be a high school job, college job, present job) or if you think...
Today in pointlessly alliterative adjectives: “quick question”
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If you get drunk and fall asleep on a roof somewhere, don’t be like Elpenor. Don’t be that guy.
The Boulder International Film Festival is finally over. Longest. Weekend. Ever. Back to work in eight hours!
The Matrix, a science fiction film, in which the... →
Whoever edited the Matrix section on wikipedia’s 22nd century entry went a little overboard. See the description of Sleeper in the same entry for comparison:
Sleeper, a Woody Allen movie, is set in 2173.
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