"Hi, I am a professional photographer looking for... →
There is nothing seedy about a “Pro Photographer” who wants to take nude photos of you but can’t pay and won’t share links to his work, obviously, because he says there’s nothing seedy about it right there at the beginning and if you want seedy you should look elsewhere duh.
TRANSLATING THE ODYSSEY INTO LOLCAT FOR MILLIE →
emilyebba: TELL ME, O MUSE, OV DAT INGENIOUS HERO HOO TRAVELLD FAR AN WIDE AFTR HE HAD SACKD TEH FAMOUS TOWN OV TROY. LOTZ DA CITIEZ DID HE VISIT, AN LOTZ DA WUZ TEH NASHUNS WIF WHOSE MANNERS AN CUSTOMS HE WUZ ACQUAINTD; MOREOVR HE SUFFERD MUTCH BY SEA WHILE TRYIN 2 SAVE HIS OWN LIFE AN BRIN HIS DOODZ SAFELY HOME; BUT DO WUT HE MITE HE CUD NOT SAVE HIS DOODZ, 4 THEY PERISHD THRU THEIR OWN...
Nada Surf - “Bad Best Friend” ...
Tip to the girl in the record store below me asking the owner for a job: Don’t say “I download a lot of music.”
“Cheese popcorn has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of cheese popcorn.” - Millie Gibran
lifetimemovie: Response to Ivan I don’t know what you single people do, but I hear one of the things to do is go on OkCupid and show each other your penises and boobs and grunt at each other or whatever. Like I said, I don’t know what single people do! The last time I looked at OKCupid, it was called Spark and it had fun personality quizzes. But! Here is my friend Meagan’s...
Charlie Parr - Bethlehem