August 2011
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Ranch Part One: The West Meadow, Flora.
We went up to Emily’s family ranch over the weekend.
Emily’s great-grandfather, Merle, bought the property back around the 20s. The house, as it is now, used to be a barn. He was a machinist and engineer. For those of you familiar with Boulder, he had a machine shop where the restaurant Brasserie Ten Ten is now. Before that, he had worked as an assistant for Nikola Tesla. When he...
July 2011
The West Meadow
emilyebba:
Emily and I are going up to the ranch tomorrow to get away from it all (heat and people). We’re going to bring Millie with us and hopefully she won’t pee on anything important or old. Anyway, see you next week!
(There is an old bomb shelter there that is now home to a bobcat and it always makes me think of that one part in The Road but in a “what if there was a...
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I’m going to go watch 30H!3 tonight and I guess I’m writing this because I feel a little bit embarrassed about it but 1. they’re playing at my work so it’s free for me and 2. I saw them play at the same place like 5 or 6 years ago when everyone thought they were just joking (I mean, they still kind of are, I think) and I grew up running around in some of the same circles as...
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Space Dog 2: The Clean Slate Speaks
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To those of you who requested a napkin drawing:
They will be going out in the mail tomorrow.
To those of you who didn’t request a napkin drawing but would like to see the ones I made for people who did request napkin drawings:
I’ll post them on here next week sometime as a kind of bonus Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With Lasers Shooting Out of Their Eyes edition. After...
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“~~***CONGRATULATIONS***~~“ to pblee!!!
You are follower number 300! Tell me what your favorite animal is (simply reply to this post or put it in my Ask Box) and I will draw you that animal, poorly, on a cocktail napkin and put it on here for you to “save image as” (may I suggest you title it my_prize?), print out, and frame. You can hang it on...
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Stupid things I have overheard people ponder aloud...
On pizza:
If you make pizza in New York, then it should be called “New York Pizza.” If you make pizza in Colorado, then it should be called “Colorado Pizza.”
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qed replied to your post: Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With Lasers Shooting Out of Their Eyes - Series Three.
how can i procure one of these is it even possible y/y?
I will draw an animal for you, poorly, on a cocktail napkin with lasers shooting out of its eyes and mail it to you in an envelope, free of charge. Email my face. No personalized requests.
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Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With...
Emily the fox wishes she knew her dad better.
Reginald the aardvark can’t believe there’s no Campari at this bar.
Pierre the javelina is running to success, not from success.
Rachel the sloth is all arms akimbo because she’s turning 39, not 40, okay? She will be 39 for at least the next few years, you had better get your story straight.
Jeff Goldblum the fly would...
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muchlessmuchmore:
tmills:
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deepomega:
But what if I never like Robyn? Will they ban me from the internet?
What’s Robyn?
This is a Robyn, you dolt.
Now do this one!
It’s Batman and Robyn, you dolt.
I have been reading some "why I have a tumblr"...
In 2008, Emily got a tumblr to document her year of life abroad in Denmark. She suggested I get one too. At first I didn’t get it at all. I still don’t for the most part. For the first three or four months, all of my posts were written at two or three in the morning, usually drunk (not much has changed there) whining on and on about how much I missed Emily and how unbearable the...
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muchlessmuchmore:
deepomega:
But what if I never like Robyn? Will they ban me from the internet?
What’s Robyn?
This is a Robyn, you dolt.
Secondly, this erectile dysfunction solution is known for its extremely low adverse side effects profile, which makes it available for all age groups of patients. Besides, it really does not matter how old you are when it goes about taking erectile dysfunction pills – just make sure that you do not overdose, and they will work for you at their best!
The thing that always fascinates me about...
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I’m going to rewatch all of Deadwood, so this tumblr might get a little screenshot heavy over the next couple of days. I’m not apologizing in advance or anything; it’s just a warning. Fuck Entourage is basically what I’m saying though.
EDIT: I don’t know how to take screenshots using command shift 4 when I’m watching a DVD on a Mac. All I get is a transparent...
Hi! I’m Jane. My husband Shane and I are planning... →
natashavc:
There are some really important comments on this page.
“Koi Games.”
Millie is an egg hound.
That article about the different types of...
fatmanatee:
Good troll job.
How many times do I have to tell you people that thought catalog is an aggregated high school newspaper blog?
natashavc replied to your video: If you go to the Cincinnati Zoo & Botanical…
RELEASE THE TAKIN
Takin released.
[AP Photo/CTK, Radek Petrasek]
No one gets angry at a mathematician or a physicist whom he or she doesn’t...
– Jacques Derrida
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