September 2011
Its precise identity is still a matter of debate... →
WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU ABOUT OWLS.
August 2011
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Explosions in the Sky - Last Known Surroundings
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WatchCat secrets!
Odd Future is playing at my work in October and every time a 16-22 year-old girl comes in to buy a ticket, I want to give her an intervention and pull her aside and say “I see a lot of people here that love you like crazy.”
Here is what youth is: a revolving door of stupidity and endless revelation metal that rusts too soon and glass that fogs without cleaning Eventually, it stops and you end up exiting abruptly when you can’t force the rotation anymore And outside it takes a while to learn how to walk in anything but circles.
I live downtown by the bars and when the college kids come back, things really start to pick up out in front of the apartment around two in the morning (when the bars close). For instance, a young woman just fell off her bike while successfully answering her phone. The conversation that proceeded was heated. From what I could hear, it was her boyfriend and he is cheating on her with a girl who...
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Someone once asked me what I do when I have insomnia and I was like, “read, maybe write a little.” I don’t know why I lied to them.
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Glass Candy - Geto Boys
I feel the same way about...
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Bros Drawn Poorly On Cocktail Napkins With Lasers...
Curtis, the Information Technology specialist, could have gone to law school but, like, why bother, you know? That’s like eight more years of school or something and who needs the debt?
Trevor, the musician and also apprentice electrician, isn’t really thinking about anything at all, really.
Brett, the English graduate student, wants to compare D.H. Lawrence to Oscar Wilde.
WatchHappy FURminator Friday.
WatchMillie and Tully, best friends.
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Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With...
animalsdrawnpoorly:
Jocelyn the macaroni penguin hasn’t done a single thing she had intended to do this Summer.
Tim the gibbon will sometimes just hang there for days without food or water. No one knows why.
James the mouse has been bored with regular mouse porn ever since he got into vole and shrew porn.
Molly the owl is the devil’s intern.
Raul the boat cat is happy as a clam to...
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