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me: I'm just really glad he left before one of the philosophy professors came over and started talking about Derrida's take on Finnegans Wake
DeepOmega: derridaaaaa
DeepOmega: in college I had a derrida-themed costume at a costume party thing
me: what was it?
DeepOmega: well
DeepOmega: it was half of a costume?
DeepOmega: I was a nutcracker and [redacted] was a walnut.
DeepOmega: because... deconstruction in a nutshell.
me: haha
me: also, way to reverse traditional gender roles amirite?
me: BA ZING
DeepOmega: WAKKA WAKKA
me: "let me tell you about my wife..."
 DeepOmega and I are going on a U.S. comedy tour. We're going to call it "Plato's Pharmacy of Nuts." It will be both low-brow and high-brow, like the Smothers Brothers. Something for everyone. Look for us on Lawrence Welk.

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I’ve been going to too many opening nights at galleries and modern art museums and I’ve reached this point where I want to yell “oh bullshit” every time an artist starts talking about their work and why they painted the Coca-Cola label in black on a black background. I don’t like being negative about this stuff. A lot of the time I feel like the onus is on me. Like,...

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Yacking about Lost.

DeepOmega: there was just an interview with lindelof
DeepOmega: where he admits that they just did crazy shit
DeepOmega: expecting to get canceled
me: admits or makes up?
me: Hindsight is always 20/20
DeepOmega: WHO KNOWS
me: if I wrote that show, I would say that too
me: like "lol, I was just fucking around"
me: "you know, guys..."
DeepOmega: "JK!"

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Here's an article that promised, and failed, to... →

muchlessmuchmore: Music writing is funny. A lot electronic music gets popular based on what drugs are popular in the party scenes. Right now, ketamine is popular. The low, aggressive bass of this current permutation of dubstep, along with the light shows that often accompany the music when it’s played (“played”) live, fits right in with the high you get from ketamine. ...

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It’s dubstep night at the youth group across the street.

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“My dubstep! My dubstep seems so smart but also I am worried about my dubstep.”

– James Blake

Sep 28th

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“Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!”

– Dane Cook (via theparisreview) Seriously, Paris Review?

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macartney: Throwing wooden airplanes off the Column in Astoria? Simply the most. Mac! How did you get the cat to stay on there like that?!

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A lot of movie directors just want to know how your weekend was. Well? What are you going to tell these two?

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“Sexily slippin & slidin my toes on hard surfaces as my bodies senses begin...”

– Courtney Stodden (via theparisreview)

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Stole Millie’s nose tonight, briefly.

Sep 27th

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“It’s like New York loft-scene avant-garde chillwave music.”

– Something that actually came out of someone’s mouth five minutes ago that I will never be able to unhear.

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List of bands that should also breakup, in no...

Wilco Black Keys Arcade Fire Bon Iver The National Modest Mouse Death Cab For Cutie Yo La Tengo Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros Grizzly Bear Kings of Leon Mumford and Sons Les Savy Fav (again) The Mars Volta Belle and Sebastian Foster the People Wavves Vampire Weekend Passion Pit Phoenix The Decemberists The Avett Brothers Radiohead

Sep 26th

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“Just get another job” is the type of comment that makes my eyes twitch. Not...”

– lolwut: i love the privileged sentiment that comes with the whole “if you don’t like your job, change it! its as easy as that!!!” that people spout when others complain. listen: i get it. listening to people bitch about work can get tiring and sometimes you want to shake someone (me) when they...

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This is a dream I had last night: I’m watching a nature program about leopards and the narrator says “because of their paw size, they are called lions, like the lion.” And my dream reaction was “oh yeah, I guess leopards are called lions because of their paw size.” IDK.

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sorryyourheinous replied to your photo: GPOY as a doodle on a napkin wearing my favorite… GPOYAADOANWMFCTHTETPATBWYADAPOYIACTOANEWYAWTTBINTBWE *Sunday

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