April 2012
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L.A.
There are a lot of helicopters here, floating around. In a way, it kind of reminds me of living outside Heathrow. Except there, there was a schedule to the noise from the planes flying low, overhead. The planes there are all 6am to 9am and again at 7pm to 9pm. Here it’s just all helicopters all the whenever.
The public transportation is great. I don’t understand why everyone has a...
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It’s 2am and I’m looking for a dry cleaner in East Hollywood because Millie left a parting gift on my sport jacket.
The first time I became really obsessed with the Pixie’s song “Hey” was right after I threw a cordless phone against a tree. I was 23. I had been in a relationship with a person for about a year and a half. I moved to London for that person. She moved here for a little while. She called me around 6 or 7 in the evening after we were done moving around for each other, drunk (it was...
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Sound engineer: Do you want any music playing when doors open?
Laurie Anderson: No. Well, maybe crickets.
Sound engineer: Crickets? I don't think we have any cricket files.
Laurie Anderson: Oh, you can just download crickets on the internet.
muchlessmuchmore:
The fuck is Klout?
How do you meticulously calculate your worth vis a vis social media (or just one social media really). How do you even know what you’re inflatuant about, dude.
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Why yes,
I just callously demolished an entire hobo city in my Tropico game. This raises a lot of perilous questions for me as to how exactly I approach the socialism/capitalism paradigm! On the one hand, yes, take good care of everyone; on the other hand, jesus christ fuck you, you fucking freeloader, stop not doing anything and get a god damn job already, there is a factory just down the street that is...
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In less than 24 hours I’ll be watching Laurie Anderson perform live. 24 hours after that, I’ll be on a plane to LA. A 5 day vacation basically starts in about 24 hours is what I’m saying. I haven’t had one (a vacation) since I helped Emily move to Mt. Holyoke years ago and that doesn’t really count because it was a “help your girlfriend move across the country...
I just met Laurie Anderson as;dha;lsdha;llkdflakjfalkjlkhaslkhfalkshfllada;lfj;sajf;ajs
Hold down alt and press the no one gives a shit button.
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Haven’t much wanted to draw anything lately. Or not so much want, but nothing has really come to me. This is hard for me because drawing is the only thing I genuinely like to do. I mean, I like working at my job and going out for drinks with friends and playing video games and eating food or whatever. But drawing is the only thing I like more than anything else in this world. Should I be...
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DeepOmega: tully
DeepOmega: guess what
DeepOmega: tully
DeepOmega: tully
DeepOmega: tully
DeepOmega: tully
DeepOmega: guess what tully
Went for a walk and forgot I had a computer.
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“#boulderstartupweek needs some code-heavy events for people to get their hands...”
– “hands dirty”
WatchI have been fighting my love for this song and video for so long now. Tonight, I have lost my will to fight. All I have left to do is give in and accept all its sophomoric and bacchanal bullshit.
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Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With...
animalsdrawnpoorly:
Ellen the hedge maze gets a few glasses of wine deep into nostalgia and all she can think about is that corn maze she left behind Smalls Town.
Night after night, Gary the echidna tries to dig a hole to bury the moon in but there’s never enough time (also, his depth perception is horrible and his knowledge of astronomy is lacking; he just really hates the moon, okay?).
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Just because you’re on a scavenger hunt doesn’t mean you’re entitled to my office supplies.
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On my walk to work this morning I saw a teenager in a ghillie suit and I can only assume the thought process behind it was “it looks like I’m wearing marijuana dude.”
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Guy: Is that Grateful Dead playing there tomorrow night?
Me: Uh... A Grateful Dead cover band, yes.
Guy: Is that a movie?
Me: No, it's a band.
Guy: Do they play all the songs?
Me: Sure.
Guy: With singing the words?
Me: Probably.
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I would fist fight Jeff Koons. Any day, any time. Doesn’t matter the weather.
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petitchou replied to your post: I hope Millie likes San Francisco.
ARE YOU GUYS MOVING HERE?! WILL YOU LIVE ON A BOAT? WILL MILLIE BE A BOAT CAT? Answer in order, please.
Emily got accepted to grad school. She was out there last week and fell in love with the school/city. Probably won’t live on a boat because the reality of it is, I like to drink and boats are wobbly (also, need a steady...
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I hope Millie likes San Francisco.
