June 2012
Can there be a ban on sanctimonious New Yorkers?
May 2012
I refuse to believe that I am the only one who wants Kitty Pryde and BARR to collaborate on some next level navel gazing talk rap.
Thieves Like Us - Maria Marie
I’ve listened...
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In which I am quoted in a local weekly a year ago,...
Speaking for such women, Boulder blogger Tully Mills remembers a personal encounter with Chrisco with something less than reverence. Here’s her account of that incident:
A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend, our neighbor, and I were sitting on our porch in downtown Boulder when he walked up, introduced himself as “Skye” and took a seat. He said something like “I know this...
mills replied to your photo: …have a creeper dude hang out in the portable…
“Speaking for such women, Boulder blogger Tully Mills remembers a personal encounter with Chrisco with something less than reverence. Here’s her account of that incident…” I guess I’ve found my favorite prose passage.
Journalism!
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macartney replied to your photo: Little Finger, what are you doing in Balteros,…
Are you seriously gonna screenshot the shit out of the entire series of The Wire ten to four years later? It’s great, it’s fucking great!, but I’d humbly ask for some self restraint.
YUP.
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Girl to guy walking outside below the perch: “No but like, really, I think guys have it a lot harder than women.”
I almost yelled out: “Girl, if you have to say shit like that, he ain’t worth your time.” Instead, I kept playing my harmonica.
“Across that embattled short space Foreman threw punches in barrages of four and...”
– Mailer again. (via natashavc)
Vonnegut would have written: “He punched the fucking guy.”
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Titles of things I have saved in Google Docs that...
The Rapture As a Viral Ad Campaign For a Sports Drink.
Consider the Lobster, by Jeff Koons.
An Open Letter to Griffin Turnipseed: The Man Whose Name I Didn’t Think Was Real.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Euronymous.
A Practical Guide to Art As a Lifesaving Device: From Canvas to Bivouac.
Hats! Where Are They From and Why?
I Didn’t Realize This Campsite Had a Sweat Lodge But...
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Okay, I’ve reached the point where I can’t stare at this thing any longer and I have to work a 14 hour shift at a burlesque show tomorrow which, LOL. So: tonight’s drawing is getting finished tomorrow and I am going to drink about five beers now and knock myself out by slamming a frying pan on my head real hard like.
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It’s going to be a late drawing tonight because I accidentally started something more complicated than I thought it would be and, full disclosure, I’m also watching a tv show in the background and yelling at the cat every tenminutes to quit dipping her paws in my water.
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Professional farmer's market advice.
Go to your local farmer’s market about five minutes before they pack up and close. Most of them want to get rid of the stuff they didn’t sell so as to not haul off a huge load at the end of their day. There are numerous and ridiculous deals to be had five minutes before the farmers market closes. I have three loaves of bread in the freezer right now and another three loaves just kind...
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Cat butt, while standing: (*)
Cat butt, about to poop: (.)
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asteakandmilkshake:
Tumblr got vangelized today
I think you mean Vangelised.
Sometimes my brush strokes have more to do with getting cat hair off the paper than they do any artistic sensibility.
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Academic Snobbery
emilyebba:
I am editing the text for an exhibition catalog that is curated by a professor. In the beginning of his forward he says he wants this to be a catalog written by an art historian, but understandable beyond the reaches of art history.
We were going over the edits I recommended, and I had added a reference before the names of certain art historians, theorists, architects, because I’ve...
I hate the youth of America
michaelrobbinspoet:
Many of those who follow my tumblr are young, apparently self-absorbed people who spend their time posting pictures of cute animals & fashion models & reblogging nauseating self-help platitudes about how special & creative & unique they are. The irony would be funny if it weren’t so obvious.
You’re not special or creative or unique, kids. A few of you, maybe,...
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You know what the best way to say thank you is? A homemade potpie.
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