Everyone please be safe while you feast on the souls of the damned under the blood moon tonight.
You nerds know that Star Wars sucks, right?
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs was the best Saturday morning cartoon.
I have a couple pairs of jeans that I’ve washed about a dozen times since moving here and they still smell like dog. And maybe because of this I just applied to a bunch of dog jobs.
Need Mac-savvy “meme” designer (Beachwood Canyon)
I need to find a graphic designer who works on a Mac, who I can hire to teach me how to make high quality memes. Four examples (created by someone else) are attached.
I have tried to create these on Keynote (a Mac powerpoint) and I come close, but I can’t seem to get the font clarity of the attached. I am willing to get Acorn, Pixelmator, or even
Adobe Photoshop Elements 12, but would need expert help with these.
I have all the jpeg photo images I need. I just need to learn how to get super clear font onto them in a way that they stand out against any background colour.
I really would like someone expert or at least very experienced in producing these on a Mac.
Found a job. It’s kind of nothing and everything, I guess.
4% goes to one of my own side-blogs. I am a sad, terrible man.