She has spina bifida. It’s not uncommon in bulldogs and one of the symptoms is incontinence. She has wonderful owners who take great care of her.
I read the whole thing and enjoyed it very much. For some reason though, I kept thinking of this PBF strip:
The biggest blizzard known hit Denver a century ago, in the first days of December, 1913. The snowstorm of historic proportions swooped over Colorado and other western states, leaving a devastating crust of heavy snow 45.7 inches deep in the city.
GUARD YOUR COAL BIN.
After a while, the condition gets so bad that your entire head has transformed into the head of a newborn baby. But you still have a man body so it makes it so you lose your job. Because who wants to buy anything from a man with a baby head?
On the sidewalk one day, you happen upon a partially unattended baby in a buggy. You lift the baby out of the buggy and as a joke you shout, “This is my baby! See? He even looks like me!”
The bystanders scream and then a few of them try to physically detain you, but they do so cautiously because you’re still holding the baby. By flexing your abs, you are able to soften the blows to your lower back and midsection, but after a while you lose focus and the baby is pried from your grasp. You slink to the concrete and a taser meant for your thigh instead strikes you in the mouth.
The next morning you wake up in a hospital. Was it all a dream?
I want to draw this.