From: “Richard Wong” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 6:27am
I have a business proposal I’d like to share with you, on your response I’ll email you with more details.
I await your prompt reply on this.
I love business. What’s the pro-pro in them deats.
Tully M Mills
Serious Business Person
Part-time Live-In Book or Magazine Editor with proven record wanted for internationally renowned media sexologist and published author with an almost-finished book. This is a barter position. You give us 4 hours a day, six days a week, including Saturday nights…In return you’ll get a great private room, all you can eat, free internet, maid service for the common areas, secure parking and a very cool bohemian atmosphere in our new West LA Institute with an erotic art gallery, studio, bar and there’s a lot more (at least, there will be soon; we’re renovating!) within an exciting, vibrant, socialist-style, capitalist-oriented community of artists, technologists and sexologists. You’ll also meet some of the most interesting people in Los Angeles and from around the world.
—Don’t know why I’m having such a hard time finding a job when Los Angeles is literally overflowing with positions like this.