If you’re not currently using an RSS reader or living on your social networks (Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, etc.), chances are this isn’t the job for you.
But if you are, chances are you might actually be dead and wandering the vast planes of hell, which is exactly what we’re looking for.
- me: how many crimes did you do last night?
- DeepOmega: many
- all blood-related
- me: I think I got up to like, 8 or 9 before I passed out from blood exhaustion.
- blood moons, man
- DeepOmega: yeah your blood just starts falling out of your body
- like rain
Everyone please be safe while you feast on the souls of the damned under the blood moon tonight.
You nerds know that Star Wars sucks, right?
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs was the best Saturday morning cartoon.