Marginally mediocre.

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  • me: also, tommy lee jones's part looks paaaaaaainful
  • basically like, he showed up, said his lines, then looked around for the check
  • DeepOmega: he shows up, reads his lines, then runs over to craft services and eats every single strawberry
  • me: and cheese cube
  • I picture him as a colby cheddar cheese cube sort of guy
  • DeepOmega: oh man
  • yes
  • with a separate toothpick for each cube
  • that he throws out
  • so by the time he's done there's no toothpicks left!
  • UGH what a dick
  • me: sure, doesn't want to look greedy so he takes one, walks away, kind of eyes the table to see what kind of action the rest of the cubes are getting
  • DeepOmega: right
  • but everyone knows
  • he's just hovering
  • as soon as nobody's there he'll zip back over for more
  • me: right "look at fucking tommy over there by the cheese cubes like no one notices. can you believe this guy?"
  • DeepOmega: people keep moving the cheese platter to the farthest part of the table, and he just leeeeeans over the whole fucking spread to get 'em
  • won't be deterred
  • me: spills his coffee all over the napkin stack while reaching
  • DeepOmega: won't even clean it up, just makes an awkward apology and dashes off with his cheese
  • me: Then he just kind of hunkers down in a vacant chair and takes a dairy induced nap
  • snores
  • DeepOmega: drapes his jacket over himself, sticks his feet straight out
  • making it hard to get by him
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