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- me: also, tommy lee jones's part looks paaaaaaainful
- basically like, he showed up, said his lines, then looked around for the check
- DeepOmega: he shows up, reads his lines, then runs over to craft services and eats every single strawberry
- me: and cheese cube
- I picture him as a colby cheddar cheese cube sort of guy
- DeepOmega: oh man
- yes
- with a separate toothpick for each cube
- that he throws out
- so by the time he's done there's no toothpicks left!
- UGH what a dick
- me: sure, doesn't want to look greedy so he takes one, walks away, kind of eyes the table to see what kind of action the rest of the cubes are getting
- DeepOmega: right
- but everyone knows
- he's just hovering
- as soon as nobody's there he'll zip back over for more
- me: right "look at fucking tommy over there by the cheese cubes like no one notices. can you believe this guy?"
- DeepOmega: people keep moving the cheese platter to the farthest part of the table, and he just leeeeeans over the whole fucking spread to get 'em
- won't be deterred
- me: spills his coffee all over the napkin stack while reaching
- DeepOmega: won't even clean it up, just makes an awkward apology and dashes off with his cheese
- me: Then he just kind of hunkers down in a vacant chair and takes a dairy induced nap
- snores
- DeepOmega: drapes his jacket over himself, sticks his feet straight out
- making it hard to get by him
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