Marginally mediocre.

email tully at tullymills dot com; www.tullymills.com for all things drawings; this is also something I do: animalsdrawnpoorly.tumblr.com

Desirable Skills / Traits

- Strong verbal and written communication skills
- Strong organizational and time management skills 
- Flexible, dedicated, team player
- Understanding of current social media platforms (Twitter, Facebook, Wordpress, etc..)
- Microsoft Word, Excel, Adobe Acrobat, Photoshop, InDesign, Salesforce softwares

These are the actual desired skills an employer listed for a barista job. Okay, so what you’re saying is you want me to photoshop a latte on to your blog and then link to it on facebook and twitter. Cool job posting for a barista guys!

I fucking hate this city’s employers right now.

  1. semperidem said: I hate everything about this.
  2. jhermann said: It’s cuz they’re not allowed to just say “White People”
  3. philk replied:
  4. hypocritelecteuse said: and five years professional experience please
  5. nostrich said: Why so angry? Flexible dedication to teamwork and Wordpress skills are important when you’re squirting coffee into a paper cup.
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