Marginally mediocre.

Animals Drawn Poorly on Cocktail Napkins With Lasers Shooting Out of Their Eyes - Series Four.

Meredith the giraffe would really like to ask you to the Sadie Hawkins dance but she’s shy.

Nothing annoys Antoine the anteater like alliteration does.

Of all the weeks in the year, Shark Week is Elby the seal’s least favorite week.

Lenore the shark is a cutter.

Paul the earth worm always forgets about the robins.

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